Wind Turbine Enthusiast Gifts

Updated Classic: The Wind in the Willows

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What do you think of my Tiny Wind Turbine collection?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Windmill

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

'Putter'.

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Rising energy prices and increased unemployment opens up for new job opportunities.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"What can you give me for wind?"

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

Don Quixote and books

Out of gas.

Windfarm - Windbag

Blowing in the wind

'He's a natural public speaker. He grew up on a wind farm.'