Wind Turbine Aficionado Gifts

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Windmill

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Sousaphone Player

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'Putter'.

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Contrabassoon

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Rising energy prices and increased unemployment opens up for new job opportunities.

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What can you give me for wind?"

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

Don Quixote and books

'SHHHH!'