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'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Windmill

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Sousaphone Player

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

'Putter'.

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

Contrabassoon

Rising energy prices and increased unemployment opens up for new job opportunities.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

"What can you give me for wind?"

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

Don Quixote and books

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

'SHHHH!'

Out of gas.

Windfarm - Windbag