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"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

City Windfarms.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"XIVth Street"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Run from the hills!

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station