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"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

City Windfarms.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"XIVth Street"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

The next fast train has gone.

Biker At Museum

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Run from the hills!

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Cow outboard engine

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station