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Prince Charles' Windfarm

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

City Windfarms.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"This update includes minor improvements."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'