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City Windfarms.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

Scranton the Ride

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

Two ladies practising the trombones.

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

Windfarm - Windbag

'Looks like a contractor coming in expecting to get a big loan.'

"One other thing, when this baby starts rollin, make sure a Health and Safety guy is way out front waving a red flag!"

Just Married

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks