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"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'Maths is fun!'

City Windfarms.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Fetching some fuel.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

When beavers dream.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Ducks crossing.

Internal Combustion.

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Finishing Line

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Just Married

'Looks like a contractor coming in expecting to get a big loan.'