Steam Engine Fan Gifts

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'Maths is fun!'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

City Windfarms.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Fetching some fuel.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

When beavers dream.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Internal Combustion.

Ducks crossing.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

Finishing Line

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

'Looks like a contractor coming in expecting to get a big loan.'