Steam Engine Aficionado Gifts

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Run from the hills!

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Moses and the bridge.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"On your mark! Get set!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"