Steam Engine Lover Gifts

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

Run from the hills!

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

Cow outboard engine

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Motor-blender.

Biker and Cyclist.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."