Engine Lover Gifts

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'