Engine Enthusiast Gifts

'I think this explains the funny noises coming from your engine.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'OK start her up!'

'Does BRIGGS AND STRATTON make a heart monitor? Their small engines are very reliable.'

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

Say ahhhh.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Clown Car.

'We think of our estimates as merely a quest for the truth.'

Car Trouble.

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Biker At Museum

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

The mechanic who wanted to be a doctor: 'Open adn say, ah.'

'Not that you fool, that's the engine.'

'Well, you got yourself in there...'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"It's worse than I thought."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Cow outboard engine

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

"You just have to replace everything else."

"It's worse than I thought."

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

'Everything makes a noise except the hooter.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"Ah...the open road."

"You still working on your car?"

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Car maintenance