Engine Humor Lover Gifts

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

World's cheapest car

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

I break for toilet paper

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Sat Nag

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'