Engine Enthusiast Chuckles Gifts

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

World's cheapest car

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Cow outboard engine

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Motor-blender.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Car surrenders.

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'