Engine Enthusiast Chuckles Gifts

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

World's cheapest car

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Biker and Cyclist.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Motor-blender.

All you'd expect in a British car!

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Car surrenders.

"You still working on your car?"

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'