Car Enthusiast Chuckles Gifts

"Please...that screams from the rooftops 'I'm totally not guy!'"

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

No U-turns

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Danger Loose Chippings

Other decals on cars.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Let's talk accessories."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

"Can you save my car?"

Humpty Dumpty's car.

Trampling the freshly painted Honda was fun, but Toonga worried that the owners might somehow be able to figure out who did it.

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Econo Air-bag

Need for oil?

The doctor and the mechanic barter

My other car has a funnier bumper sticker.