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"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Danger Loose Chippings

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"Let's talk accessories."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

"Can you save my car?"

Trampling the freshly painted Honda was fun, but Toonga worried that the owners might somehow be able to figure out who did it.

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Econo Air-bag

Need for oil?

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'The moron carjacked a Yugo.'

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'