Car Enthusiast Laughs Gifts

Stuck SUVs

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Told you so.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Danger Loose Chippings

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Let's talk accessories."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

"Can you save my car?"

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."