Car Enthusiast Laughs Pillows

Stuck SUVs

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Danger Loose Chippings

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Let's talk accessories."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

"Can you save my car?"

Humpty Dumpty's car.

Need for oil?