Car Owner With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"Can you save my car?"

"I'm a song bird."

Trampling the freshly painted Honda was fun, but Toonga worried that the owners might somehow be able to figure out who did it.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

All you'd expect in a British car!

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

No U-turns

Ducks crossing.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Danger Loose Chippings

The Latest in Airbags

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Let's talk accessories."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Back so soon?"

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."