Driver With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Exit 137.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Ducks crossing.

I have to pay my fines in the juvenile court!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Beware of SUV.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

I brake for elves.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I've been glamped!'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Detour 50c.

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Out of Bumper Stickers.