Driver With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Exit 137.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Ducks crossing.

I have to pay my fines in the juvenile court!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Beware of SUV.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

I brake for elves.

'I've been glamped!'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'