Car Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Get You Home Tow Truck.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

All you'd expect in a British car!

Take me to: Your leader.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

No U-turns

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Petrol.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Danger Loose Chippings