Car Enthusiasts Who Appreciate Humor In Mishaps Pillows

'Oh yes, I knew there was something I'd forgotten to tell you about.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

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"Back so soon?"

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'