Car Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Getting the Finger

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.