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'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

New Big Three bailout cars?

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'