Car Joke Enthusiasts Pillows

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Parking? I don't think so.

Getting the Finger

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'