Car Joke Enthusiasts Mugs

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Parking? I don't think so.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Getting the Finger

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'