Car Humor Admirers Mugs

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sat Nag

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Out of Bumper Stickers.