Car Joke Enthusiast Gifts

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Getting the Finger

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'