Automotive Humor Enthusiast Gifts

The doctor and the mechanic barter

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."