Automotive Humor Enthusiast Gifts

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Sat Nag

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'