Automotive Humor Lover Gifts

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

"Quick, my tyre pressure is dropping fast!"

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

Car mechanic waving white surrender flag.

CLEAR!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Volkswagen Scandal

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!