Automotive Humor Lover T-Shirts

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

"Quick, my tyre pressure is dropping fast!"

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

Car mechanic waving white surrender flag.

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'It's my prostate.'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."