Automobile Humor Fan Gifts

Paranoia

CLEAR!

'And here's the toolkit.'

World's cheapest car

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

No U-turns

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Getting the Finger

Sat Nag

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."