Automotive Humor Fan Gifts

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

'It's my prostate.'

I thought "E" meant enough.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Sat Nag

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Getting the Finger

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!