Automotive Humor Fan Gifts

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

'It's my prostate.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

'Power steering.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

No U-turns

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Getting the Finger

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."