Automobile Humor Fan Prints

Paranoia

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

'And here's the toolkit.'

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

No U-turns

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'It's my prostate.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Getting the Finger

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Sat Nag

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."