Automotive Comedy Lover Gifts

"I don't get it...How are they able to drive home every day and then come back to work here without so much as a scratch?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

Clown Airbags.

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'