Comedy Car Lover Gifts

Clown Airbags.

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

I break for toilet paper

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Baby in Trunk.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne