Comedy Car Lover Pillows

Clown Airbags.

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Snow Bridge.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

I break for toilet paper

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Baby in Trunk.

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"