Car Shopping Comedy Lover Pillows

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

I break for toilet paper

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Baby in Trunk.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'Nice smile.'