Car Comedy Lover Gifts

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'...it's only a windscreen washer...'

'Yes, your nodding dog needed a new universal joint '.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Clown Airbags.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.