Car Enthusiast's Chuckle Gifts

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

World's cheapest car

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

The Latest in Airbags

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Back so soon?"

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'My car has been acting funny.'

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Need for oil?

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

Econo Air-bag

The doctor and the mechanic barter