Car Enthusiast's Chuckle Gifts

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

World's cheapest car

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

The Latest in Airbags

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Back so soon?"

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'My car has been acting funny.'

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

Econo Air-bag

Need for oil?

The doctor and the mechanic barter

Vet's car has broken down and he shoots it.