Car Enthusiast Chuckle Gifts

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Back so soon?"

The Latest in Airbags

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'My car has been acting funny.'

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

Need for oil?

Humpty Dumpty's car.

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

Econo Air-bag

The doctor and the mechanic barter