Car Enthusiast Chuckle Mugs

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

The Latest in Airbags

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Back so soon?"

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'My car has been acting funny.'

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

Humpty Dumpty's car.

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

Econo Air-bag

Need for oil?

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'The moron carjacked a Yugo.'