Car Enthusiast Teasing Gifts

'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'

Bio Fuels.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Sat Nag

Getting the Finger

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Danger Loose Chippings

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"Let's talk accessories."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

Woman Driving a Lemon.

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

Humpty Dumpty's car.