Car Owner Chuckler Gifts

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'Power steering.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'