Clown Car Owner Gifts

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Clown Face Painting

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Balloon dog poos.