Clown Car Aficionado Gifts

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Monster Clown

Turn your head and laugh.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Only Clowns

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Clown walks balloon dog

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"