Clown Aficionados Gifts

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."

'This taste funny to you?'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

Dentist

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

Clowns.

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Monster Clown