Clown Aficionados Prints

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."

'This taste funny to you?'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

Dentist

Comic relief.

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

Clowns.

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Monster Clown

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