Clown Enthusiast Gifts

'Doctors scare me.'

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

"J'amuse!"

Clown Growth Chart for Feet.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

Heel bar.

"Mr Goldstein...the board is concerned you aren't taking these meetings seriously."

"It was the only mask they had left."

Clown baby.

"Nice little runner, hardly used. At a push, it'll seat 74."

Clown Car.

"It won't be the first time I've had one as an opposing attorney."

'I hope you've brought mirth control'

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Here's your problem."

'Why do you whimper every time I ask you to bring me my slippers?'

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

'I'm afraid i'm going to be late for our meeting Roy. I just got T-boned by some CLOWN in a convertible!' / A guy has just been hit in the head with a T-bone steak by an angry clown

Clowns

Business men trying to impress a clown CEO : 'Your turn.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"This food tastes funny!"

Clown Cries 'Shotgun'!

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Take Me Seriously

Dancing