Clown Enthusiast Gifts

'Doctors scare me.'

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

"J'amuse!"

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"It was the only mask they had left."

"Mr Goldstein...the board is concerned you aren't taking these meetings seriously."

Clown baby.

Heel bar.

"This food tastes funny!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Nice little runner, hardly used. At a push, it'll seat 74."

Clown Car.

'I'm afraid i'm going to be late for our meeting Roy. I just got T-boned by some CLOWN in a convertible!' / A guy has just been hit in the head with a T-bone steak by an angry clown

"It won't be the first time I've had one as an opposing attorney."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Here's your problem."

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

Clowns

'Why do you whimper every time I ask you to bring me my slippers?'

Clown Cries 'Shotgun'!

'I hope you've brought mirth control'

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

Business men trying to impress a clown CEO : 'Your turn.'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Bobo's Barber Shop

"I found something serious under the hood."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"My kid, who is also a giant clown, could do that."